Pavorotti.

Oh Pavorotti. If you're gay I probably will eat you up but I think you're still too

short to be my lover anyway.

I know I didn't know you for too long, but I think you are,

Best Gym Buddy

Best Bullshitter

Most Nasty Brain

Pimp

Best Drinking Buddy

Cuttest Lesbian

Gayest Gay

Blah blah blah.

I need to admit that was kinda weird I didn't hear your voice today when I woke up.

My phone didn't ring for the same questions, my skype wasn't on for the same problem.

Anyway, I had a great time with you, and yes, military service sucks. But like what every 

fathers say, "all the boy need to take sometime to become a better man." 

You'll be fine, but remember to watch you back all the time.